🌍 Iran in four numbers

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That’s how much Mexico’s Monarch butterfly population just grew in a year, amid efforts to protect the endangered species. See? It’s not all bad.

It's been a busy weekend on the Iran front, so here are the four numbers you need to know, starting with...

That's when President Trump's latest Iran ultimatum to re-open the Strait of Hormuz expires later tonight (Monday) DC time, or else the US starts hitting Iran's power plants.

That’s 11.44pm in London, 3.14am Tuesday in Tehran, and 10.44am in Sydney.

And we don't need to wait for any expiry to know the regime's answer: if the US damages Iran's power plants, Tehran warns it'll now take the entire region's power plants and oil assets down with it, while "completely closing" the Strait.

Iran's hard-line speaker (Ghalibaf) is even extending the threat to anyone financing the US military via treasury bonds. Iran has a history of idle threats, but fun fact: most of the world holds US treasury bonds.

Why this face-off? The regime now sees its Hormuz strategy as not just...

And for the US, this situation now risks hurting not just...

So the two sides are now each hoping they can escalate to de-escalate, which takes us to...

That's roughly how many days until the USS Tripoli enters Gulf waters with another ~2,200 Marines on board. The USS Boxer is another couple of weeks behind, bringing the Gulf's amphibious Marine count to ~4,500 troops by maybe April 10th.

And that 'amphibious' capability is key — it implies the possibility of, say, seizing Iran's Kharg Island (90% of its oil exports) and/or key stretches of Iran's vast Gulf coast.

If that's on the cards, maybe you get the US forcibly re-opening the Strait and de-fanging Iran's regime through April and beyond. Or maybe you get a quagmire with US forces stuck within regime drone, artillery, and missile range (see below). And speaking of which...

That's roughly the distance between Iran and the US-UK base of Diego Garcia in the middle of the Indian Ocean. And it's suddenly relevant because, to everyone's surprise, Iran’s regime fired two ballistic missiles at the base on Friday morning — one failed mid-flight, the other got intercepted by a US warship.

Why so surprising?

And... why's that matter? Capitals are still processing the implications, but first, DC will cite it as vindication for its decision to hit in the first place — a secret conventional capability not only shows bad-faith, but also helps fend off foes while you build out that nuclear capability. And second, watch if this revelation of a possible Europe risk now boosts Europe's war engagement — was that the point of the leak?

Then finally...

That's the alleged windfall the regime now gets after DC granted a 30-day sanctions waiver for stranded Iranian oil — by theoretically flooding the market and crashing prices, Treasury Secretary Bessent argues it's a) to "use Iranian barrels against Tehran", and b) financial sanctions mean the regime will still struggle to actually access the funds anyway.

He frames the war as trading 50 days of higher prices for 50 years of no Iranian nukes.

But if the mullahs do get access (say, by going via the yuan), that’s starting to approach the sanctions relief Iran scored via the Obama-era JCPOA nuclear deal. And yet instead of offering concessions this time, the regime has just strangled a global economic artery.

Anyway, there you have it folks: with Marines now days away, Trump's deadline hours away, Europe suddenly a launch away, and the regime's bankruptcy a further $14B away, we're all going to escalate to de-escalate and see which gamble works first.

The first deployment of US combat troops to Vietnam started out as 3,500 Marines explicitly limited to defending a single base in 1965, freeing up South Vietnamese troops to fight the communists elsewhere. Fast forward just three years, and there were more than half a million US troops on the ground by late 1968.

That 150x ramp-up was mostly the result of a chain of smaller decisions that each seemed rational at the time, often to make the previous step ‘work’: it’s hard to protect that base until you secure the surrounding countryside; it’s hard to secure that countryside until you stop the infiltration from the North; and it’s hard to stop that infiltration from the North until you backstop the South.

Throw in some Domino Theory, Cold War credibility, and a determination to avoid becoming the US president who "lost Vietnam”, and next thing you know, that targeted, defensive US role has spiralled into a decade-long, trillion-dollar war that’s left 58,000+ Americans dead and communists in complete control.

So what about today? For DC, it might look like this: you can’t let an apocalyptic regime get nukes; you can’t enforce such a red-line with the regime still in power; you can’t dislodge the regime without it blocking Hormuz; you can’t re-open the Strait without pacifying Iran’s Gulf coast; you can’t pacify that coast without neutralising drone threats from further inland; all while you can’t win the mid-terms as the guy who lost to Iran.

Now, we’re not saying that’s all ahead. We’re more just peering through the fog of war to illustrate how a string of targeted decisions can still spiral into strategic defeat. In the meantime, DC’s hope will be that a combination of Israeli assassinations, US military pressure, and regional blowback helps halt that escalation ladder on its own terms.

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All that by way of awkward throat-clearing to let you know that the cantonal government of Bern in Switzerland has reiterated the bear on its flag is here to stay, red genitals and all.

The Bernese authorities felt the need to issue this clarification after a Swiss lawmaker questioned whether it might be more appropriate to a) remove the bear’s junk, and b) flip its orientation to have it look up to the right as a symbol of progress. Bern’s answer? Nein.

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Yesterday’s poll: Which world leader do you think will emerge most strengthened by this Iran war?

🇺🇸 Donald Trump (10%)
🇷🇺 Vladimir Putin (36%)
🇮🇱 Bibi Netanyahu (13%)
🇪🇸 Pedro Sanchez (4%)
🇮🇷 Khamenei Jr (3%)
🇨🇳 Xi Jinping (34%)
✍️ Other (write us!) (1%)

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