Today’s briefing:
— Google’s big bet on the Finns
— Did they sign a secret ceasefire?
— France’s summer sale
Your Insider’s briefing:
— Google’s big bet on the Finns
— Did they sign a secret ceasefire?
— France’s summer sale
Good morning {{first_name | Intriguer}}. Remember 2009? What a year. MJ died. A movie about 3D space smurfs somehow made a billion dollars. And… Google randomly bought an old decommissioned paper mill in the tiny Finnish town of Hamina. Haha, those crazy nerds, we said.
Google’s engineers had built an experimental cooling system that sucked ice-cold seawater directly out of the Gulf of Finland to keep its servers from melting — a design straight out of a Bond villain’s lair. You could almost see Russia from the dock.
But fast forward to 2026, and maybe the only folks now laughing are the local Finns getting free heating from Google’s server rooms, and now a record $15B from Google’s wallet. Shall we explore why?
 | Managing Editor Jeremy Dicker |
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There are lots of reasons to visit Finland: saunas, Moomins, and a president who looks like he irons his own turtlenecks.
But writing a $15B cheque for Google’s largest European investment in history, all an afternoon drive from Russia? That's bubbling with Intrigue.
The deal aims to put three new data centres in Kajaani, Muhos, and Vaala, which we promise are real places and not a retired Ikea range. It'll also expand the old Hamina paper-mill campus Google has run since 2009. And to keep those lights on, Google has signed a 22-year deal to buy half the output of Finland’s Loviisa nuclear plant, plus wind and a 94MW battery.
For Google, it's all a way of ramping up its local compute to sell more AI and cloud services across Europe.
But we're more intrigued by why Google chose to lay this golden egg in Finland, starting with...
⚡ Power
Half of Europe's favourite data-centre postcodes now come with a seven-to-ten year wait for a socket plus a soaring price tag to boot, but not Finland: it's got huge grid capacity connecting the north's hydro and wind to the south's big cities, so there's room to plug in a new customer along the way.
Finland's mix is also ~95% CO₂-free, and has Europe's third-cheapest price-point.
But of course, someone's got to actually generate all that power, which is where some of Finland's domestic debate kicks in: Google's offtake commitments since 2019 have helped finance 629MW of wind (half already built), but the value is more in this new nuclear offtake — the operators say it'll underwrite the $1B life-extension needed to keep the two Soviet-era reactors running an extra 20 years until 2050.
The operator and Google are flirting with the longer-term idea of building new reactors, and Finland’s cooler climes will curb Google’s AC bill, but in the meantime, this deal really buys Finland more time, rather than more power.
But even still, cheap electrons are useless if you have nowhere to pour the slab. Which brings us to...
🏞️ Land
While Europe's busier hubs might now tell hyperscalers to get in line, the mayors in emptier eastern Finland might personally show you the plot.
That's pretty much why Google has been hoovering land there — near the north-south grid — since 2009. They're paying around $20k per hectare in rural Finland, which would maybe get you a parking space in industrial Frankfurt.
So you've now got cheap acres and an open grid, but what about...
👨💻 Latency
Finland used to be on Europe's digital periphery, but subsea fibre investments now mean ping times to Berlin and Paris are practically invisible to end-users.
Interestingly, Finland's big planned subsea cable project through the Arctic could also soon (2030?) make Finland a hub linking Europe directly to Tokyo and broader Asia, cutting round-trip latency by ~50+ milliseconds
So okay, power feeds the servers and fibre carries the data, but it all still answers to...
🗳️ Politics
Finland is EU-legal (since 1995) and NATO-covered (since 2023), so for all our jokes about Brussels bureaucrats and NATO naysayers, that's still a high-stability, high-trust, low-corruption combination to drop a cool $15B.
And while polling suggests Finns aren’t exactly cheerleaders for more data centres, they’re not Dublin-angry either, and clearly voice support so long as there’s balance around the local benefits.
That’s why Finland’s PM (Orpo) is hailing it all as a “clear testament to our strengths”.
Intrigue’s Take
All those factors above are compelling enough, but they still leave us pondering two big buts…
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Intrigue’s Take
All those factors above are compelling enough, but they still leave us pondering two big buts.
The first is around that big neighbour sharing a 1,340km (830mi) border: Russia. Google has had a presence in this part of Finland for more than a decade, but dropping this $15B investment a short bus-trip from Putin’s border a decade ago would’ve seemed bold in what was long an anxious buffer state. So… what changed?
A big factor must be Finland’s new NATO membership. It doesn’t make Finland invincible, but it will have helped Google price in the risks, and conclude they were now outweighed by the allure of so much cheap land and latency. We also wonder whether Helsinki concluded that the fastest way to keep DC genuinely invested in Nordic defence is to give Silicon Valley $15B worth of skin in the game.
The second is really a question around who actually wins here: Finland will import not just the chips, but also the models they run. It’s really just providing the real estate, laying the concrete, and wiring the high-voltage transformers. Ie, it’s the bottom of the tech stack. But being landlord still has its perks, like that pipeline of taxes, renewed digital and economic clout, and even mostly-free district heating (using water piped off the servers). So Helsinki seems to have concluded it’d rather bank these perks — such as they are — than watch them land elsewhere.
So maybe that’s where this all lands, no? As a masterclass in pragmatism. Big Tech gets its safe, low-latency, nuclear-backed runway to sell cloud services into one of the world’s largest markets. Europe gets its sovereign processing inside its own borders. And sure, Finland gets some jobs and taxes, but maybe it also gets a bit more ballast in its historic pivot away from neutrality.
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Meanwhile, elsewhere…
🇺🇸 UNITED STATES — “I am the house now”.
That’s what Scott ‘Scotty from Finance’ Bessent told students on Tuesday, before announcing on Wednesday a new $6B government debt buyback plan to curb spiking yields. But Bessent’s move seems not to have appeased bond buyers, who quickly pushed the 10-year yield to its highest point since 2023. (Guardian)
Comment: Bessent now risks getting stuck on the losing end of the game he famously played (and won) against the Bank of England as a young trader in the 1990s, with investors jittery around inflation, war, and debt. We explored this here.
🇰🇵 NORTH KOREA — Enriching!
Citing a study of satellite images, the UN’s atomic agency believes North Korea has built a new enrichment facility that could hold up to 28 centrifuge cascades — that’s potentially ~3-4 extra warheads a year. The country has barred IAEA inspections since 2009. (CNN)
Comment: It’s all in line with Pyongyang’s stated goal of expanding its nuclear arsenal. We wonder if, once Kim Jong Un’s storage units are complete, North Korea will start looking for buyers.
🇺🇦 UKRAINE — Almost?
Norway’s Prime Minister Støre has told reporters that Ukraine’s presidential jet — en route to King Harald’s funeral in Oslo — was “almost hit” by a Russian drone while Zelensky was stopping over in Moldova. Subsequent reports suggest the initial claim was exaggerated and the drone, closing Moldova’s airspace, exploded ~160km from the airport. (Independent)
Comment: Putin has been trying to assassinate Zelensky for years, but a ~160km miss suggests this was probably more a continuation of Putin’s routine violation of Moldovan and Romanian airspace, both to bypass Ukrainian air defences and test NATO responses.
🇪🇺 EUROPEAN UNION — Procure this.
Commission President Ursula von der Leyen has unveiled the bloc’s proposed new Public Procurement Act, which aims to encourage national authorities to ‘buy more European’. (Politico)
Comment: This move has the potential to mobilise an annual ~€600B in EU procurement to revive European manufacturing and beyond, but the devil will be in the details. It’s really about granting permission (not mandating a quota), plus it’s a regulation that would apply directly (not a directive that then gets rewritten and debated in 27 member nations). Also, defence procurement is exempt — in this day and age, just get what works. Some of the details (emphasising quality and local content) also seem aimed at curbing the “lowest price wins” deals that have favoured China, though there are always work-arounds.
🇻🇳 VIETNAM — Balancing act.
President To Lam has wrapped his Moscow meeting with Putin, signing several new deals on everything from trade to energy. The very next day (Thurs) he landed in Paris for France’s new International Space Summit. (Bloomberg $)
Comment: It’s Vietnam’s classic polyamorous diplomacy, though with a bit of history: Hanoi and Moscow go way back to their mutual falling-out with Mao’s China, and Vietnam still needs spare parts and upgrades for its Russian military kit. But Vietnam has slowly diversified its suppliers over the years, and posing with Macron in Paris the next day is the receipt.
🇨🇴 COLOMBIA — Laxer gun laws.
New-ish right-firebrand leader Abelardo de la Espriella has signed a decree to make it easier for lawful gun owners to carry their weapons in public, fulfilling a campaign promise to liberalise gun laws. (BBC)
Comment: One of his predecessors (Santos) first temporarily paused public carry back in 2015 as a way to boost security over the holidays. Trying to land the big FARC deal that won him a Nobel Prize, he extended the pause as homicide numbers improved. But with a populist now at the helm and FARC splinter groups regrouping, ‘El Tigre’ is clearly signalling a break with that era of de-escalation.
🇳🇬 NIGERIA — Jihadist ceasefire?
According to reports by The New Humanitarian, the government of Nigeria has been in a secret three-month ceasefire with Jihadist group Boko Haram since June — the same week the military said it had rescued 360 kidnapped villagers, amid disputed reports of a ransom. (New Humanitarian)
Comment: Governments will go out of their way to reassure everyone that they do not negotiate with criminals or terrorists, but there’s mounting evidence that — absent military solutions — this is exactly what Nigeria has been doing. We wonder to what extent this is a tactical pause so Nigeria can focus its fire on the local ISIS offshoot, which seems better organised and a more lethal threat to both Nigeria and Boko Haram.
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Meanwhile, in other worlds…
Math: OpenAI claims 10,000 of its latest AI agents cracked Navier-Stokes (one of the Millennium Problems) in 88 hours, though it’s unverified, smells like a pre-IPO publicity stunt, and might’ve shafted an NYU professor along the way.
Art: Thieves have stolen four Renoir paintings from a small French museum, though abandoned two as they fled. History suggests reselling them on the black market won’t be easy.
Mapping: Google Maps has started blurring military sites in South Korea — the price of finally getting access to Seoul’s high-res map data. With the autocratic North now expanding its own satellite fleet, it’s probably academic at this point (Google already blurs NATO HQ and French bases, btw).
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Mansion of the day
Credits: French Ministry of Culture.
We’ve all had the yard sale idea. Sell those extra ski boots. Maybe the bread-maker.
But now France is having one too. But in France’s junk drawer, it’s got 195,000 publicly-owned buildings, making it Europe’s largest public landlord.
So with the budget looking a little… one baguette short of a picnic, Paris has decided to sell a historic Art Nouveau building smack bang in the centre of Toulouse.
But not just any ol’ mansion. The name on the doorbell is Georges Pauilhac (1871-1958), heir to a cigarette-paper fortune who somehow amassed one of Europe’s largest arms collections, which the Army Museum in Paris bought after he passed.
So if you want to now buy his empty abode, November’s auction has bids on the 5,200 m² landmark starting at just $2.4M! Why so low? It needs a lot of work, and heritage rules mean you can’t just tear it down and pimp it into luxury lofts.
Still, new Intrigue HQ?
Today’s poll
If you had $15B, where would you build more AI infrastructure?
Yesterday’s poll: What do you think will happen with the Falklands/Malvinas?
🔥 Argentina will keep escalating (19%)
🎭 Nothing, it's mostly domestic theatre (79%)
✍️ Other (write in!) (2%)
Your two cents:
🎭 W: “When an Argentine leader starts shouting about the Falklands, it is because they are having problems back home. Plus, the Argentinian military is utterly incapable of taking the islands.”
🔥 S.B: “Milei needs a lift in the polls, Trump has his back (probably like he did for Tehran protesters), and Andy B. ain’t Thatcher”
🎭 B.D: “It’s nothing, but British claims are just a nostalgic desire for a lost empire.”
✍️ S.F: “Due to our shared history, we have a phrase here in Chile that says "There's nothing more dangerous than an Argentinian drawing maps".
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