Today’s briefing:
— The border India calls fiction
— Trump’s TV chicken
— Pimp your melon
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Your Insider’s briefing:
— The border India calls fiction
— Trump’s TV chicken
— Pimp your melon
Good morning {{first_name | Intriguer}}. There is a very specific kind of party pest who waits for a lull, then smugly drops a Latin phrase like they just got back from the Senate.
I know because I am that person — the product of a schoolteacher’s promise that it was absolutely worth learning a dead language so that I too could one day select the ‘Latin language’ option at Vatican-area ATMs (something I eventually did do, though not sure it was worth burning my childhood memorising extinct declensions tbh).
Today’s Latin phrase? “Nemo dat quod non habet”— you can’t give what you don’t have; or you can’t sell land you don’t own.
And that’s what today’s briefing explores: did Pakistan just nemo the quod it didn’t even habet?! India says yes. China says no. Let’s see who’s lying.
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Number of the day
300x
That’s by how much a single China-based drone-maker (DJI) can now outproduce the entire US drone industry, according to a Flotworks briefing doing the rounds. And that’s before you explore what proportion of US output uses China-built inputs.
Border buddies.
Nothing complicates a love triangle quite like two of your exes casually drawing strict boundaries behind your back. Just ask Ben Affleck.
You might also now ask India, given the big ‘Boundary Joint Commission’ that rivals China and Pakistan just formalised: the idea is to help Beijing and Islamabad manage their shared ~560km (350mi) border high up in the Himalayas.
Sounds good, right? Choosing diplomacy to manage borders? Chef’s kiss.
But here’s the twist: according to India, “there is no boundary between Pakistan and China”!
And for that to make sense, you need to join us back in 1963, when JFK died, the Beatles debuted, and Valentina Tereshkova became the first woman in space.
It’s also when Pakistan and China signed their original Himalayan border agreement, provoking the original outrage in India: Delhi says Pakistan gave away India’s land in exchange for China backing Pakistan’s position over disputed Kashmir! For its part, Pakistan has always denied it gave up any territory under its control.
We’re not just talking about a few football fields here, btw, but Kashmir’s strategic 5,000 km2 (1930mi2) Shaksgam Valley, roughly the size of Bali.
Plus this land fight didn’t start in 1963, of course. In fact, it’s been raging since 1947, when India and Pakistan had their bloody break-up into today’s two countries.
Okay, so another contested border, what’s so special about this one?
First, timing. Regional giants China and India have spent the last six years trying to unfreeze ties after their 2020 border skirmishes, which saw troops — honouring a mutual ban on firearms — instead beat one another to death and shove foes off cliffs!
So they just shook hands at BRICS, where “the two leaders expressed commitment to a fair, reasonable, and mutually acceptable resolution of the boundary question”. Then immediately formalise a line Delhi insists doesn’t exist? Not subtle.
Second, strategy. This is not some random valley, but part of the front door for China’s entire $62B ‘China-Pakistan Economic Corridor’ connecting to the Arabian Sea — intended to dilute China’s energy reliance on Malacca, while encircling India.
Then third, there’s also just raw geography: by controlling Shaksgam, China now overlooks India’s most exposed Himalayan garrison on the Siachen Glacier.
So you can see how such a snooze-inducing new commission is not actually just routine border maintenance, but a pretty deliberate effort by India’s top rivals China and Pakistan to cement and legitimise China’s valley chokehold after 60+ years.
Intrigue’s Take
This whole saga might look like just another Eurasian border spat, but it’s actually a textbook example of several rules in diplomacy.
First, there’s the quiet but common quip that…
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Intrigue’s Take
This whole saga might look like just another Eurasian border spat, but it’s actually a textbook example of several rules in diplomacy.
First, there’s the quiet but common quip that while you might think negotiations end at signature, with Beijing the real negotiations often only start at signature: it’s like oh India you thought we were talking about *that* valley when we shook hands at BRICS last week? Haha no. That valley is our valley.
This is how you get the wild optics of shaking India’s hand one day then formalising your Pakistan border commission the next. To be clear, this isn’t unique to China, but basically you just unilaterally redefine and reinterpret whatever contract terms are necessary to get the outcome you want. And this brings us to…
Second, never confuse the photo op with the map: this Himalayan move gives off big 2015 Rose Garden energy, when President Xi famously assured President Obama that Beijing wouldn’t militarise its artificial islands in the South China Sea — even as Xi’s dredgers were already busy turning reefs into runways. In this high-altitude re-run, Xi’s crews have been busy lacing Shaksgam with dual-use roads and tunnels since that 2020 border skirmish.
And third, don’t mistake hedging for romance: we hear the occasional anxious analyst insisting DC best play by India’s rules, or risk “driving Delhi into Beijing’s arms”. But this argument might overestimate both a) how much an omnidirectional India would ever realistically jump into anyone else’s corner to counter China, but also b) how much India would ever realistically jump into China’s corner while Beijing actively paves a $62B network through land Delhi still insists is Indian.
Structural mistrust beats armchair theory every time.
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Meanwhile, elsewhere…
🇺🇸 UNITED STATES — Press pass drama.
The US president has launched his own ‘Trump TV’ after revoking White House credentials for CNN, MS NOW, and Politico as “fake news”. The three outlets are now suing on First Amendment grounds. (Washington Post $)
Comment: With Fox (as rotating chair) now leading a TV pool blackout, while the Times, Post, and others refuse to publish the pics, it suggests even a friendlier network fears the precedent of state-controlled media access. Plus banning critical outlets is not only hard to square with Trump’s “most transparent admin ever” claim — it also risks backfiring as coverage goes dark right as his big UN and Xi summits kick off, and just six weeks before his high-stakes midterms. Either way, we’re now in a game of attention-chicken: the media is daring Trump to campaign in a blackout, while Trump is daring the media to survive without his ratings.
🇧🇴 BOLIVIA — Fuel to the fire?
In a big win for the newish business-friendly administration of Rodrigo Paz, Bolivia’s congress has now approved a $1.9B IMF program to stabilise the nation’s finances and economy. Yet the ticket seems to have been scrapping costly but popular diesel subsidies that once kept pump prices even lower than in Saudi Arabia, now prompting warnings of renewed unrest. (Al Jazeera)
🇩🇯 DJIBOUTI — Red Sea exodus.
As the Iran-aligned Houthis continue their military advances, thousands of Yemenis are now fleeing across the Bab-el-Mandeb strait to Djibouti. (IOM)
Comment: It’s another example of how easily this war can widen. Djibouti (barely the size of New Hampshire) already hosts bases for the US, China, France, Italy, and Japan, and hardly seems ready to absorb this humanitarian spillover without international help. Meanwhile, the UK has confirmed it’ll help the Saudis with “defensive air-to-air refuelling support” which — given the Saudis already have their own comparable tanker fleet — might not be the kind of support the kingdom really now needs.
🇩🇪 GERMANY — Borrowed time?
Chancellor Merz is a notable absence at this year’s UN General Assembly in New York, cancelling his trip to instead deal with mounting speculation around his future after two more big state election losses — this time to the hard-left in Berlin, and the hard-right (AfD) in Meck-Pomm. (BBC)
Comment: You know you’re in trouble when headlines start inserting the word ‘embattled’ before your name, then major summits abroad suddenly become optional. And yet with Germany’s political centre hollowing out underneath him, it’s hard to see how losing Merz mid-coalition would somehow conjure up voters already drifting to the edges.
🇨🇳 CHINA — Detroit vs Chongqing?
US lawmakers are urging President Trump to maintain DC’s strict bans on China-made EVs, amid reports he could offer President Xi more market access as part of their big DC summit on Thursday (Xi lands Wed). (Reuters)
Comment: Trump set the hares running when he told Fox News he’d be okay with China’s EV giants opening manufacturing plants *inside* the US, like Japan’s local auto-play in the 1980s. The worry is that once China’s subsidised supply chains get a US toehold, domestic automakers won’t be able to compete on price, leaving Detroit staring down the same abyss now confronting Stuttgart.
🇯🇵 JAPAN — Grain of truth.
Tokyo has started its first official rice stockpile buyback since the scheme’s 2011 birth, with domestic prices now dropping for the first time in two years. It’s thanks to bumper local harvests and government stockpile releases. (Nippon)
Comment: Lower prices are a big win for Takaichi’s government, but farmer gripes around rising costs are reviving a familiar dilemma for Tokyo: how to refill household cupboards without crashing farm incomes.
🇺🇦 UKRAINE — Secret tarmac talks.
President Zelensky has had an undisclosed tarmac meeting with the CIA’s John Ratcliffe while both were refuelling in Ireland. (The Hill)
Comment: Absent any details on the content, it’s noteworthy in the way it lends weight to rumours that the more Ukraine-friendly Ratcliffe might now be taking a larger role, eclipsing Trump’s more Moscow-regular Witkoff and Kushner envoys. One airport huddle doesn’t make the rumours true, but it could make the CIA’s own denials a little harder to sustain.
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Melon of the day
Pic courtesy of Facebook’s Carrera de Melones
If you ever find yourself in the historic centre of Mexico’s Xalapa in the Gulf state of Veracruz on a crisp September afternoon, don’t be alarmed if a cantaloupe wearing a tiny luchador mask careens past your ankles at 15 miles per hour.
That’s just the town’s annual Carrera de Melones (Melon Race).
The rules are beautifully simple: buy a melon, pimp it with whatever craft supplies you can scavenge, then release it down a steep cobblestone alley against a few rivals.
The annual event’s backstory? Simply beautiful: back in 2004, local art students needed a ridiculous premise for the mockumentary they were making, so they invented a “local tradition”. The locals said you know what, that actually sounds cool.
Today’s poll
Do you think India and China will have another border skirmish in the next 5 years?
Yesterday’s poll: How do you feel about these warnings from Europe's spymasters?
👎 They're just fear-mongering (10%)
📈 They're actually down-playing the threat (31%)
🎯 They're spot-on (58%)
✍️ Other (write us!) (1%)
Your two cents:
🎯 M.G: “Listen to those on the front lines!”
📈 T: “For more than 10 years the west has underestimated what Putin would do. There is no reason to believe that this has changed.”
👎 S.M: “It has taken Russia over 4 years and hundreds of thousands of lives just to take territory they now occupy. They are not in any way preparing to attack a NATO country.”